What the flying fuck?

Did...did Trump just say that he wants more gun control? Did he just call the Republicans afraid of the NRA? Shit...for once in his life, Trump might actually be doing something right...

Of course, once I say that, he will probably reverse his position and say that he never said any of that shit but for the record, let's get a video of what he said online and saved.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-congress/trump-sides-with-democrats-on-debt-limit-in-rare-bipartisan-deal-idUSKCN1BH24F

https://www.msnbc.com/stephanie-ruhle/watch/trump-sides-with-democrats-on-many-key-gun-control-issues-1174149699593

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJYBm1bct80

Trump the Brave and the Bold?

So Drumpf said that he would gladly run in to fight gunmen if they ever tried to attack another school? Or something like that. I honestly cannot be bothered to listen to his words again.

A couple of things to dispute that. Firstly, he thinks exercising is bad for him and running is a form of exercise. So no, he's not going to work that fat ass of his unless he's getting fucked by Putin in the ass.

Secondly, the last time someone asked him to pick up a gun to fight, he offered an excuse to say that he has bone spurs. So no. Those bone spurs of his will prevent him from exercising courage in the defense of people.

Thirdly, defend others? That requires compassion from Drumpf. As we all know, he ain't got any compassion at all. That's just not possible from Drumpf. The only thing he has compassion for is his dick after getting blue balled by his wife again tonight.

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#EatShitBob

Well, well. Guess it did happen didn't it? A West Virginia court has dismissed Bob Murray's lawsuit against John Oliver without prejudice, so the old man cannot pursue the lawsuit again. And there's also the added deliciousness that the defendant in this case is going to preparing and forwarding a proposed Order, including the facts and findings of the case.

I believe the phrase is, Eat Shit Bob.

The 90's are back!

Because we're back to blaming mass shootings on video games! Wait...what the fuck is the bullshit? Jesus fucking Christ. I thought we were past that excuse a long time ago.

So the US of A is up to 34 mass shootings already in 2018 and instead of doing shit about it, Donald Trump decides to blame video games?

Again, Jesus Fucking Christ.

Happy Chinese Year

I'd wish it to the Americans but they already have a rabid dog running loose in the White House so my condolences to them instead.

Speaking of which...

Trump had an affair?

That's big news? Not really. I'm just more surprised that it took this long for a woman to come out and say that he had an affair with her. It's Donald Trump. Look at his face. That's the face of a man who will have affairs with anyone because he wants to and because he thinks he's owed it. If he's allowed to be leader of the MRA, he'll happily do it.

I'm just more disappointed in the so-call Evangelical Christians of America who are happily giving him a mulligan because they're happy with him politically. Not that it's doing much to change my image of them in the first place but it just feels like they are betraying their own morals for the sake of their own convenience.

What's the word for it? Hmmm...I believe it's hypocrite, isn't it?

The Last Jedi

Unlike quite a number of people, I actually liked the Last Jedi. I know, I know. I've got weird tastes in movies but I like that Luke Skywalker is a jaded Jedi who is just waiting to die, I like the diversity in terms of gender and ethnicity and I like that the Last Jedi manages to be dark in all the right ways without being boring and pointless. Fuck Rogue One is what I'm saying.

So my thoughts about the Last Jedi defeminized cut done by some MRA guy? Really? Is the guy who's doing it so hurt by the number of women in the show that he must go out and remove them? Oh my...here's a bag to keep your tiny balls in. If you're that afraid of women, I've got a list of gay bars for you to go to so that you can have sex with the men there.

What's that? MRA is all for heterosexual sex? From the way they're doing things, it looks like they are just using the whole men's right thing as an excuse to repress their own sexual preference and just want to ogle at men being sexy. So here's something more appropriate for you instead.

Seriously though. Grow a pair and just accept that diversity. It's a good thing that we're getting lots of it now and we should be enjoying it.