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So Drumpf said that he would gladly run in to fight gunmen if they ever tried to attack another school? Or something like that. I honestly cannot be bothered to listen to his words again.

A couple of things to dispute that. Firstly, he thinks exercising is bad for him and running is a form of exercise. So no, he's not going to work that fat ass of his unless he's getting fucked by Putin in the ass.

Secondly, the last time someone asked him to pick up a gun to fight, he offered an excuse to say that he has bone spurs. So no. Those bone spurs of his will prevent him from exercising courage in the defense of people.

Thirdly, defend others? That requires compassion from Drumpf. As we all know, he ain't got any compassion at all. That's just not possible from Drumpf. The only thing he has compassion for is his dick after getting blue balled by his wife again tonight.

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#EatShitBob

Well, well. Guess it did happen didn't it? A West Virginia court has dismissed Bob Murray's lawsuit against John Oliver without prejudice, so the old man cannot pursue the lawsuit again. And there's also the added deliciousness that the defendant in this case is going to preparing and forwarding a proposed Order, including the facts and findings of the case.

I believe the phrase is, Eat Shit Bob.

The 90's are back!

Because we're back to blaming mass shootings on video games! Wait...what the fuck is the bullshit? Jesus fucking Christ. I thought we were past that excuse a long time ago.

So the US of A is up to 34 mass shootings already in 2018 and instead of doing shit about it, Donald Trump decides to blame video games?

Again, Jesus Fucking Christ.

Happy Chinese Year

I'd wish it to the Americans but they already have a rabid dog running loose in the White House so my condolences to them instead.

Speaking of which...