Did you know that Somebody exists? Oh yes, it's true, it's true. You see, Somebody told me that he just got out of bed with Trump and told us that the man has just performed surgery on his penis and replaced it with a duck's penis.
When Somebody asked Trump why he replaced his penis with a duck penis, the latter said, "Did you know that duck penises can go up to fifteen inches? I need to have one of those and I also plated it in gold because I have to have a golden dick."
Later Somebody was given a live demonstration of the 15 inch penis at work: Trump pulled down his pants and touched his penis, only to immediately ejaculate. "Er...it's not supposed to be like that," he said and we waited but Somebody got tired and left while Trump was still trying to get back up.
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