"Enough is enough!" Donald Trump roared to Somebody. "We need to do something about North Korea. They are being very bad! Terrible!"
"What do you propose?" Somebody asked and Donald actually seemed to think about it for a moment.
"I know," he said and made a phone call.
One week later, Donald Trump tweeted the following tweet:
Met with Kim Jong-Un. Told him he was a bad dude and spanked him. He said he was sorry and that it won't happen again. Spanked him again to make sure that his smooth ass was mine.
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