So the other day, Trump went on Twitter and evidently, he really misses his brief moment in the WWE since he kept talking about heels.
Sure, this isn't an important story but fuck it. I need this or else I'm going to go nuts from reading news about Trump. So let's get all of my wrestling jokes out of the way.
1) Donald, you know that heels are the villains of the story right?
2) Well I suppose a heel can be really popular as long as you are cartoonishly dickish about everything and you have already fulfill the cartoon and the dick portion of the requirement.
3) Guess you're going to need an entrance theme? Do you want to use your original music and pyros or you want to switch to something a little more red, white and blue?
4) Ain't no electricity in the air. That's only the smell of your shit as you shit in your pants.
5) Trump 3:16 says, 'SAD!'
6) I took a whiff and smelled what Trump is cooking. Well-done steak and ketchup is not something that I want for dinner.
7) It's going to be a TLC match and Trump already lost since his fat ass broke the ladder before he can even climb it.
8) Trump and the Ultimate Warrior had a press conference the other day and my god, I actually understood everything the Ultimate Warrior said. Nothing about Trump though.
9) Upon being asked to do an elbow drop, Trump pulled down his pants and masturbated.
10) Heel the world, make it a better place. Because babyfaces are really boring if there's no one to boo.
Yeah. The jokes are shitty but that's the only thing I can think of when he started talking about heeling.
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