Allow me to poke insensitive fun at a serious and long-going matter because I'm an asshole. China, let the boy go. You don't want to keep the boy there because let's face it, you have too many male citizens there already.
Sure, you don't want to lose this case because you think that you're China and that you shouldn't give in to a country smaller than you but here's the thing. It would mean that you would have to provide a woman for him so that he can help you repopulate your aging population. And because you're Chinese, that's going to be extremely difficult because we all know that Chinese people like boys over girls and thus you have that huge issue of not being able to replace your workforce in the future.
So give him up. Losing one boy is not going to hurt you in the long run. In fact, you won't even notice the fact that he's gone. One less dick to worry about, no?
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