Got me thinking actually. Since Trump subscribe to this whole humans are a finite battery and the more physical activity a person use, the shorter their lives span, he doesn't exercise, hence why he is on the way of becoming the least physically fit POTUS as well as one of the fattest.
Does that mean that he is a virgin as well? I mean...think about it. Sex is, like it or not, a physical activity. You have to exert yourself in order to pro-create and seeing that Trump doesn't like to exert himself at all, does that mean he has never had sex before in his life.
Before you point out that he has children and thus have had sex, I will concede that on account that Trump Jr came out before in-vitro fertilization (1978 for the first documented conception) but there's also the high chance that he was not the active party in that one and that conception was done cowboy style instead so that it was Trump Jr's mom doing all of the physical activity instead. After that, Trump refused to fuck a woman and just had everything test-tube style.
That's just my theory anyways. A fucked-up one (hehehe...fucked up theory...) but one that I would like to posit to the world. #Trumpisavirgin
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