Since apparently people want to argue that we must be religious in Malaysia, here's a couple of religions for people who have trouble with this ruling.
1) Cullenism. While sadly, it is not the worship of Optimus Prime and His almight prophets Ramrod and Voltron, it does have some traction amongst female worshippers. Vampires are real, Edward Cullen is the greatest of all vampires and Stephanie Meyer is their one true Prophet.
2) Church of Gadget Hackwrench. Very popular in Russia apparently. Bow and worship the great goddess Gadget, She who invented gadgets to help her Prophets Chip and Dale! Also, She is actually pretty cute too so that's a plus.
3) Otakukin. You know that you're an outsider and you know the reason for that? That's because you're a reincarnation of Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star. Or maybe you're a reincarnation of Son Goku? Which Son Goku? The one from Dragonball Z or the one from Saiyuki Reloaded? Who knows and there's a whole lot of anime out there too!
4) Church of Latter-day Dude
These people will go to bowling alleys for their worship but is otherwise like Chinese Taoism before it went all weird with magic tricks and body fluids. Just sit back and relax, dude.
5) Pastafarianism
The only dogma that Pastafarianism has is there is no dogma. That is the coolest thing ever, bro.
6) Jediism
"Use the Force, Luke"
"Shut up, Ben, you backseat driver, you."
7) Church of Mizuki Nana
The Lady has performed destroyed a rocket shuttle when someone declared that they wanted to watch that shuttle launch instead of listening to Her radio show, proving to us her divinity. Nana wills it, after all.
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