Thursday, November 23, 2017

Step up for the new Uwe Boll!

Or a new form of Taiwanese parliament at the very least. By Uwe Boll, I don't mean shitty director. I mean shitty person who challenges people to a fist fight in order to silence their critics.

While Boll does this in a shitty way (him being an amateur boxer versus critics who are not and chickening out when he was challenged by a critic who is a kickboxer. On that side note, all hail Seanbaby), I'm still making this comparison to this particular politician who did challenge another politician to a fist fight.

Dude, seriously, you're a man in your what? Fifties? Sixties? Your penis is not bothering to stand up at this point. Cool down with the temper and stop aching for a fight at the drop of a pin. You're not looking very dignified whoever the fuck you are is what I'm trying to say.

Don't rush into a fight with another person just because they don't agree with you and because this is election period. At this rate, we can add 'you must be this childish in order to become a politician.'

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