FIFA

Let's do something else for a change. I'm going to do sports or more precisely, FIFA. One of the most blatantly corrupt sporting organizations in the world. The recent FIFA report regarding the 2018 and 2022 World Cup is out and suggests that there is no cause to remove Russia's and Qatar's right to host the World Cup.

Now from a practical POV, there isn't much that can be done about Russia's World Cup. It's coming out next year and there's very little that can be done by this point. Some might say, use another country's facilities but I'm going to say for the sake of the normal people in Russia (and not people like Roman Abramovich and Putin, fuck them), give them their football and let them be proud to host it.

But for Qatar, I don't see why not. I mean, it's obviously a terrible place to play football in, with temperatures in the range of the 40's (Celsius. Fuck Fahrenheit). Unless they want to turn the stadiums into indoor, fully air-conditioned ones, that is not a good temperature to play in.

So no, take it away from Qatar and give it someplace else where people can actually play football. Or make all of your stadiums air-conditioned at least.

Trump doesn't have tapes of the Comey's conversation

Does he or does he not have tapes? First he tweeted saying that Comey better hope that there are no tapes of their conversation and now he's saying that there isn't any tapes? Can the fat bastard make up his mind on whether he has them or not.

He said he used it to try and influence Comey to make him honest and sway his account but that does constitute as witness tampering doesn't it? I mean, the asshole just admitted that he tried to make Comey change his testimony?

Again, considering that he publicly admitted to being a peeping tom on television and nothing happened to him, nothing will come out of this as usual.

Trump the Puppet President

Back to Trump again because why not? So as you can gather from the title, my non-existent reader, I'm going to debate with myself whether or not Trump is really in charge or if he is not, despite his constant argument to the contrary.

Spoiler alert, I agree with myself on this matter.

Why is Trump President? The man is a fool and a buffoon with little experience in politics, economics and foreign relations so why put him in charge?

The obvious answer is in the shadows of course. Since Trump is so full of himself, it's easy to manipulate him into doing things that you want to do. For example. Mr President, let me handle the healthcare proposal. You know nothing about it so let me do it and you get to claim all the credit for it.

Thus, Trumpcare was born and it is now the least popular thing in the world. And because Trump is President, it's called Trumpcare whether he likes it or not and it's clear that he doesn't like it even though he endorsed it before.

It's an easy thing to manipulate a baby and Trump has proven himself to be that. Slip him one page briefings with charts and pictures, put his name on every paragraph and you get his attention long enough so that he can sit through a meeting. That way, he's also in a good enough mood to sign any bullshit that you put in front of him because he is that easy to placate.

We all know that he is a puppet president so let's not kid ourselves there. But in case Trump tries to boast that he is the first puppet president, haha, no. That would be Woodrow Wilson who served as President from the bed after he had a stroke during his first term. Edith Wilson practically ruled the country from that point on.

It seems that no matter what Trump does, he can never be great or even first at anything.

The vainglorious

Deserves to be mocked. Any form of vanity and egocentric behavior ought to be pointed out as such and if those in power are hurt by it, too bad. You are a leader and anytime you are doing something foolish, stupid or just plain bad, you should be laughed at.

It does no one any good to have be held as a shining example of morality and greatness: you just risk turning them into a cult where people think they can do no wrong. Most importantly, they are just human; they can do wrong and it should be acknowledged as such.

Otherwise, we'll get another Kim Jong-Un in this world and fuck knows that we want another asshole like that. At the very least, someone should tell him that his hairstyle is fucking terrible. I mean...ugh...what kind of shitty taste do you have to have in order to cut your hair like that?

So yes, the mockery shall continue even if no one reads this because as long as they are being mocked, they have a chance of making themselves better for the people in general.

Bill Murray is a blood-stained piece of coal

Well, I only dare say this because I know full well that Bill Murray will never find out about this site and thus, he will never ever sue me for defamation. Now I might be triggering a few flags by saying that but fuck it, Bill Murray is a fucker who should be defamed until the end of time.

Specifically, I'm going to say fuck you regarding the Crandall Canyon coal mine. Nine people died during that collapse and Murray has been insisting that it was a natural earthquake that caused the collapse.

Except that studies have shown that no, it was your mine's shitty design and aggressive practices that caused the collapse in the first place and no amount of bullshitting from you is going to back you from that. So, yeah, it was all a man-made incident that made it the worst mining disaster in 50 years.

So, in the off-event that you want to send me something to pull down this page, I've got this really friendly link for you. Ain't no one ever gonna forget this coal ever. And you've probably got a few people who told you to eat shit but I won't. I'm just going to tell you to eat a piece of coal.

P.S. I find that there is a certain deliciousness in Bob Murray needing a lung transplant. A coal baron who needs a lung transplant? Karma does know how to strike appropriately at times, doesn't it?

Selamat Aidilfitri

It's Aidilfitri (and I know it's called Eid al-Fitr but we don't call it that over here) and I'm going to take a break from talking about politics and events to wish the people (number zero) who reads this blog Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri.

I want to say more but I don't know what to say, so just Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri a second time and enjoy yourselves during this time of festivities.

So many things to talk about

Sure I can talk about Philando Castille and how insane it is for his murderer to be acquitted despite having been caught on camera shooting at him without being provoked.

Sure I can talk about the Lee's family feud and how it might help in tearing down a new ruling dynasty before it can really take root.

Sure I can even talk about the shitstain that is ISIL and how it has just taken over a city in the Philippines because it should be called ISIL and not ruin mythology for me.

But fuck it all. This is just fucking depressing so let's talk about German teens shooting at the King of Thailand with airsoft rifles. Because that prick deserves to be mocked and I'm looking forward to the day when Thailand serves me with a letter to say that I'm not welcome there at all.

After all, if you're the king of Thailand and you spend all of your time in Munich instead of Bangkok, maybe we should just tell Angela Merkel that the new Kaiser has been found and he's Thai instead of German.

Malaysia screwed over Dumb and Dumber To?

Not like that is such a difficult thing to do given that the movie sucks and I can say that with full confidence even though I have never watched the movie. Red Granite Pictures' movie assets are being seized by the US government which includes the aforementioned Dumb and Dumber To and Daddy's Home. (I know, one week late but better late than never)

Essentially, the whole deal is money is being laundered all over via shell companies from the 1MDB (which now that I think about it, looks like IMDB and explains all of the movie interests) in such a blatant manner that it screams money laundering.

But you know what the insulting thing here is? Those are really shitty movies, Riza Aziz, CEO of Red Granite Pictures and stepson of PM Najib. Really? You want to bankroll movies and you bankroll some of the shittiest movies recently made? You have shit tastes in movies and I am appalled by it. Why can't you just bankroll movies like The Room or Birdemic?

Yeah, sure I should be embarrassed, yadda yadda but goddamn. I never really expected a rich person to have that kind of tastes. Next you'll be telling me that Donald Trump is into golden showers or some bullshit like that.

Singapore feud

It is both funny and a little heart-warming to see that Singapore's current scandal is rocking the city-state. Only a little. I refuse to give Singapore too much credit because of my prickish and childish anti-Singapore stance. Just like my prickish and childish anti-China stance and my racist and bigot-filled anti-white stance.

Because if that's the worst scandal that you can come up with, boy, you guys can't live through political scandals at all. I mean, your PM is feuding with his family over whether to demolish their father's house because he may or may not be trying to turn his family's legacy into a dynasty and is grooming his son to be the next PM? Fuck, that's so mild, I have to pat your head like a child. One star for the effort.

Seriously, where's the dead woman who was executed mafia style and later had her body exploded with C4 in order to prevent her remains from being identified despite the fact that C4 can be traced to only one source? Where's the money that's been channeled into an overseas account to prevent people from finding out about your true finances? Where's the meddling from the US of A into your affairs?

That's a scandal? Hah! That's so cute, Singapore thinks that this is a scandal worth talking about.

So we can't post disparaging remarks about the PM huh?

Well, fuck that shit. That's just there to force people to keep their mouths shut because if you dare criticize Najib, you will be punished.

So fuck that shit. What's that about posting disparaging remarks about government heads? People do that all the time, especially when they are frustrated. And let's face it, Najib has not exactly been a model leader either, doing very little to make the country a better place.

Honestly, check why the people post disparaging remarks instead of punishing them. Doing this just shows that you are being nothing more than a tyrant, a very thin-skinned tyrant who has no reason to be a leader in the first place if you can handle people being angry at you.

Oh and same thing to Hsien Loong. Dude, this is a very minor scandal in the wake of political scandals that we see happening around the world. If you can't handle this, don't be a PM in the first place.

Department of Justice

Over here, the government is accusing the opposition of getting the American Department of Justice to interfere in our election, inciting quite possibly some laughter in the population.

Seriously, is the government trying to say that America is trying to pull off a Russian on us? No reason for them to given the fact that Trump has never even heard of us (I say that with a 90% confidence level. Trump is a proven idiot after all).

On all seriousness though, the whole 1MDB thing probably started off with good intentions but soon devolved into something horrible when a corrupt asshole stepped in to make some changes. Like Donald Trump stepping in to change Eric Trump's charity.

But this comes up with an intriguing thought. What if the opposition is really trying to do that? Will Trump live up to the traditions of American hypocrisy? It's not that hard for him to be a hypocrite given his strange taste for well done steak with ketchup (will there be a restaurant out there who will offer Trump steak on the menu? Not the product but well-done steak with ketchup?)

Trump under investigation

Again, no one is surprised that this is going on. Trump has no idea what the definition of suspicious behavior is even when he is behaving suspiciously on camera and on Twitter.

I mean, he considered firing Mueller for digging deeper into the Russian investigations after firing Comey for the Russian investigation and wanted let Mueller know about this consideration because it would make Mueller back away from the investigation.

Trump, this is not a business organization where people will stop doing things because you threaten to fire them. This is a criminal investigation where if you fire people for digging too deeply, people will get extremely suspicious. This is not a witch hunt, this is you being so stupid that you make everyone suspicious of you.

Not that you have much of a brain to begin with though given how you started this whole mess in the first place.

Here's something to piss anyone off

Jesus Fucking Christ! You don't have to be American to be pissed off at that news so here's more to be even pissed off about.

What the flying fuck? There were people who stopped bills that would disallow minors from being married? Who the fuck are these people? Let's see...Chris Christie, David Bates...I only got these two names.

Fuck it. You know what. These people are child fuckers. They may not be literally doing that but they are endorsing the act of forcing children to be married at an age where they do not understand anything about marriage and so they are child fuckers.

Jong-Un the Asswipe

Really, you fucking ass-wipe? I just post a post that says maybe there might be peace and this ass-wipe goes and says that he wants to build more monuments to his penis? Fuck him with one of his monuments before sending him to Uranus. That way, he will actually live up to what I just called him.

Obstruction of justice

So finally, we get to hear something about Trump being investigated for firing Comey, with Robert Mueller possibly leading the spearhead. What does this mean?

We all hope that this would mean that Trump being impeached from the position but the Republicans will then point out that we were only hoping that this would happen. That does not mean that we ordered it to happen, according to their logic.

Realistically, nothing big may come out of this. Trump will be faced with something big but given the number of something big that he has faced so far, it's very likely that he won't reach the end of the line.

At least not until his heart cannot handle the stress from dealing with this shit, he gets a stroke and Melania starts calling the shots from his bedside. What...it happened before.

Dennis Rodman playing diplomat?

Huh...I don't know what to say really. I mean, sure, he goes around praising North Korea and Kim Jong Un but fuck it, he's playing nice with them, making things mellow between the US and North Korea.

It's a weird position to be in, I suppose. Sure, he may or may not be doing this on Trump's behest but he's making peace. Singing 'Happy Birthday' to the dictator to make him happy. If diplomacy is not about making compromises to find ground, I'm not sure what is.

So er...keep doing what you're doing whatever the fuck it is, Dennis Rodman. A lack of nuclear missiles being launched at people is always a good thing, even if you have to fuck Kim Jong Un's asshole in order to do it.

Tweets to become Presidential records

You know the saying that the Internet never forgets? Congratulations, Trump. US law-makers are proposing an act that would make whatever you say on Twitter go down onto the record books.

If passed, the "Communications Over Various Feeds Electronically For Engagement" Act will preserve everything that the President says. So every piece of bullshit and lie that Trump says can potentially be recorded so that we can shove it into his face whenever he lies and for our grandchildren to openly laugh at him in the future whenever people ask, "Was there ever a President who was that stupid?"

No trip to the UK, Mr President

Well, it looks like Trump might not be going to the UK after all. He just mildly vexed the British people after he criticized the mayor of London for telling people to remain calm after the terrorist attacks that just took place recently, even though the average British people actually want to stay calm despite the recent terrorist attacks.

Trump being Trump, the White House spun a fresh story about how they never discussed with the UK about a trip there in the first place and that all of this talk is horse shit. So...am I going to ignore the stories earlier in the year where Trump spoke about going to UK to see the Queen?

Fuck no. Trump is still a sore loser, always has been a sore loser and that's why he's the winner of his golf tournament three years running. Because he cannot stand to lose at all and that's why he made up this little story.

Melania gets ready to move into the White House

Amidst all of the buzz about how will Trump treat Melania and vice versa once they are both living in the White House, there is one question that will remain unasked. Until now that is.

How in the world will Trump continue having his desired affair with Ivana with Melania in the White House? Will Melania be a boner killer for Trump or will she kill his boner by slicing off his penis every time he looks at Ivana?

But don't humans have only one penis which they cannot regenerate? You're making the incorrect assumption that Trump is even human to begin with in the first place.

The President is new at this so let him off the hook

Fuck you, you prissy white prick. Am I talking about Chris Christie or Paul Ryan? Who knows and fuck both of them.

I'll put it like this. If you, as a rich prissy white prick go to a fancy hotel and are served by a brand new waiter who has never done this job before, you are going to bitch til kingdom comes about how this waiter should be fired because he didn't do his job well enough, even though he's new at the job.

So for extra emphasis, fuck you assholes for being fucking hypocrites about this matter. Kissing Comey's ass when he delivered the shit you wanted about Clinton and fucking his ass when he's delivering new shit about Trump. Fuck you all to hell.

Trump and charity

So there was this little report that talks about Donald Trump billing his son Eric's charity in order to get money funneled into his business and the whole world went, "Uh huh. So what else is new?"

The new thing is that apparently, when Eric Trump ran it, it had a cost of 50k dollars and was ran independently away from the Trump business. Donald found out, got mad, took over the whole thing and then expenses bloated up to triple its original amount the very next year and started going up from there.

Shit man. Donald, I hate to say this but Eric Trump seems to be a much better businessman than you are. Of course, there's a lot more besides that but essentially, it does seem like Eric was genuine about this being a charity thing, took on most of the costs and donated most of the proceeds to charity.

Donald, you took over, turned it into a bloated, expensive mockery of its original intentions, filled the chair of the charity with people that you know and then used its proceeds to pay for your own expenses. Truly, this proves that you are the world's greatest businessman. Lots of sarcasm here, by the way.

The moral of the story? You know that saying, one drop of poison spoils the barrel of milk? Donald Trump, you are fucking strychnine. You corrupt things and turn it into fucking poison while forcing people to smile all the way to your fucking bank. I sincerely hope that God does not have mercy on your soul when you die.

Fuck you until the end of time for being a piece of strychnine shit.

Can we ask people for their loyalty?

Sure we can. We do that all that time whenever we ask to make pledges, oaths, wedding vows etc. The problem comes when Trump asks it and you cannot be too sure about what he wants to do with your loyalty.

The problem with Trump is simple. The dude is not a very trustworthy person in the first place. He defaults on legal loans, makes wild, unsubstantiated claims and does not want to back people up unless they can offer him something.

This makes him...sketchy to say the least. Hard to trust. Why should we offer you our loyalty when you clearly do not have our backs in the first place. And there's the fact that he asks for loyalty during an investigation and seems to want it so that he does not get into trouble.

So we may ask for loyalty but we should also be loyal in return as well as be trustworthy enough to ask for that loyalty. Trump is none of those and that's the problem that people have with him asking for loyalty.

This is weird

I mean. Fourteen years after Mahathir leaves and he says that he is 'willing to become PM again' for the sake of the country. And we hear that Najib is most likely going to draw out the election so that it gives time for the opposition to mistrust each other even more.

If you ask me, he's probably going to stretch out as much time as possible so that Mahathir dies of old age before the next one. The ex-PM is 91 after all. Although if you ask me, what would make it funnier is that somehow Najib dies before Mahathir does and Najib's wife takes over the country.

It'll be a fucking disaster of course since the lady has all of the balls in the marriage and she is even more ruthless than Najib ever was but utterly hilarious nonetheless.

Tweets undermine Trump?

At the very least, it seems to have made judges call his 'travel proposal' unconstitutional and want to strike it down. His lawyers are having a tough time trying to push the ban through the Supreme Court thanks to his big Tweets.

After all, if he's tweeting them as TRAVEL BAN! and EXTREME VETTING, the Court gets to go in and say that since Trump has no filter, we can take his Tweets as proof of his intent and use that to say that his shit is unconstitutional.

So, as the world has been saying to you, Trump, shut the fuck up and do your work. You want a ban to be implemented? Stop tweeting, keep quiet for a long while, don't tweet when you want to implement something that is veiled one way and is supposed to do another thing.

You fucking idiot.

Personal thoughts and opinions

Let's make this clear. I don't think I'm some great hero, writing to bring down some villain. I'm just an asshole who sees a couple of other assholes doing assholish things and I want to mock and insult them for being assholes. Plain and simple.

Assholes like me deserve all of the fuckery you give and I will take them, ignore them and insult the assholes that I see out there until the day I die. Hopefully that won't be long because I do not like the idea of growing old and decrepit but there's that.

So yeah, I'm just a random asshole on the internet doing fucked up shit and not caring what people think about it. I am as assholish as you can get and fully deserve of that title. Nothing less than that and probably more than what I think I deserve.

Now, back to fucking assholes in the sweet, quiet spot of the Internet that I pretend is mine.

Why is Trump trying to bring back coal jobs?

Fuck if I know. Even if he does everything in his power to push people towards working in coal mines, it's not going to do much. The current trends is that people are moving away from coal more and more, given that people are more concerned about environmental issues.

Maybe he's being patriotic. Coal pushed America to her current state and he wants to make coal miners feel welcome. At this point, I start laughing at the idea of Trump helping people because since when does he help people?

So why bring back coal mining even though projections estimates that he will only create 70 new jobs? Fuck it. I don't know. Trump is weird and does not think of the future, that's all I can think of right now.

Is America the laughing stock of the world?

Trump mentioned that America is the laughing stock of the world after they joined the Paris Agreement, that other countries were poised to take over America's place after America promised to reduce carbon emissions in order to make the world a better place.

What the fuck are you talking about, you orange dingbat? Nobody was poised to do any sort of takeover and China only took over America's position in industrial manufacturing recently while America's own manufacturers' are still six times more efficient than Chinese ones. It's just that China has a lot of cheap manpower, allowing them to produce cheap goods and even then, there are other countries that can produce cheaper goods. Just ask Gap, Walmart, Joe Fresh and certain other companies.

So, was America a laughing stock? No, it was not, because joining the Paris Agreement was the in thing at the time, when we are slowly becoming more aware of climate change and are doing something to combat it.

Is America a laughing stock. JFC, isn't the answer obvious? Donald Trump has made America the laughing stock of the world right now, thanks to all of his words and ideas and America only has herself to blame.

Paris Agreement

No one was surprised that Trump pulled out of the Paris Agreement. He was promising to do that throughout his campaign and given how environmentally unfriendly Trump is, both in political aspirations and how toxic he is to humanity in general, no one is allowed to say that they were surprised.

What is a little interesting however is that there are people in his office who did oppose the exit and the fact that his two favorite relatives (quietly) oppose the exit as well. At the very least, it does give some hope that there will be some resistance to any environmental issues that Trump will inevitably propose.

Because the problem with people like Trump is simple. He's old and he's not going to be living in this world for long. They don't care about the future; they only care about the present. Why should I care about my grandkids, people like him says. I do the shit and they can clean it up for all I care.

So...yes, it's somewhat okay that there will be some restraining efforts but at the same time, don't count too much about those things. Trump will get his way and a lot of Republicans are assholes when it comes the environment. If only because they get to make more money that way.

Covfefe

Guess Trump did make a contribution to the English language. Covfefe. After checking around, it most likely is that covfefe is supposed to be coverage but I don't see how Trump's hands can mis-spell coverage. It's not his hands are big enough to mistype on a phone screen like everyone else so what's his excuse?

Or maybe it's because he typed and sent it out in the middle of the night again. Hey president. You're old right now. Go to sleep early if you're having trouble reading or tweeting. Or better yet, do something other than Tweet in the middle of the night. Watch tv and use it to fall asleep. We know you like watching TV.

Trump has trouble recruiting people? No shit

It never appeared to be easy to be working for Donald Trump, mostly because of the way he runs things, especially given how he runs his businesses. Make them thank us, his handbook says. You want them to be praising us. Never give ground, we are always on the pedestal.

But you're in politics. The very idea of politics is negotiate a deal that is good for everyone. Compromises need to be made to make as many people as possible happy and Trump does not like that.

There's also the fact that in the end, all of the big jobs will go to his relatives and people who are tied to him financially, in that order. Why bother signing up when you know that Trump's nepotistic tendencies will make him choose someone that will benefit him greatly?

And there's the significant fact that working for Trump is really shitty. People have declined to work for him simply because his style is too chaotic. Let's face it, everyone wants a job that is nice and stable and without too much trouble and Trump is Trouble.

He'll get someone into the positions that he needs eventually but it'll take too long and things will not be done. Plain and simple.