Well finally there's some sensible people who are advocating alternate means to Chinese medicine instead of killing endangered wildlife. I've got two suggestions that I like to make and they deal mostly with the more controversial ones that they use for ED.
One, replace rhino horns with human nails and hair. Since they are all made from keratin and do nothing for you whatsoever, this fantastic placebo can be called All Human Horniness and can be harvested without killing people at all. Granted, it's probably gross to be eating someone's grimy nails and hair but you're a desperate man who wants to fuck. It's not going to kill you at all. Just make you puke your guts out.
Two, replace tiger penis with duck penis. What? Have you seen a duck's penis? 8 to 9 inches depending on the species and individual and ducks have an insane sexual appetite. It's comparatively bigger than a tiger's penis and best of all, we have already have duck farms just for harvesting their liver in France. If we're going to make them suffer for foie gras, then we can humiliate them by cutting off their dicks after they die.
On second thought, just go and visit a doctor like everyone else for your dick problems.
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