So there's this newfangled song called Despacito (One, I'm way past the age where modern pop music is made for me. Two, it's Justin fucking Bieber. The fuck am I going to listen to him for?) and people want to ban it over here.
It's not going to work, let me tell you that right now. You blokes tried to ban Daredevil over here way a long time ago and it just made sure that film pirates got a bigger profit (oh yeah. Those were days when film pirates ruled the streets. Ain't no fancy streaming services in those days). You tried to ban porn on the internet over here and we still have porn stats from Pornhub. Meaning you failed at banning people from accessing pornsites. Miserably.
Hell, you're just making things worse by saying that it's a sexy sex song. Because nothing spices people's tastes when you say that the song that they are humming is a innuendo-laced song. They're just going to download that song, stick it into their phones and listen it from there.
And besides, it's not like Asians don't sing innuendo-laced songs despite you saying that eastern values need to be protected. Here's one.
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