To the non-existent person who for some unholy reason happens to actually read this,
Nearly everything on this site will be made up. There will be no research done, no evidence provided. Everything that I write in here will be pulled out of my ass.
Now some non-existent person out there who for some unholy reason stumbled upon this site might be saying, "But isn't this all lies?" And my answer to that person is, "Don't be so overly dramatic. You're saying it's lies, I'm saying it's alternative facts."
So, just to repeat. Nearly everything that I'm putting up on this site will be a lie. Blatant lies. complete falsehoods, utter bullshit. You know, alternative facts. Who knows? Even this post that I'm putting up here might just be a bloody lie as well. I could be lying about lying to you. I could even be lying about lying about lying to you.
In other words, take everything in here with a pinch of salt and toss it into the eyes of the person standing behind you because screw them for standing right behind you while I just work on all this for as long as I feel like it.
Besides, it's not like as though Trump is going to read any of this shit. We all know that he can only read things if they're a single page long, written in bullet-points (maximum of nine points) and with lots of graphics and maps (he likes maps a lot).
You know...like one of these things.
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