After basking in the glow of the people's cheer, Trump has confided to Somebody that he is going to be starting his 2020 re-election campaign right now.
"But haven't the elections just ended?" Somebody asked. "Aren't you supposed to be doing your job as POTUS?"
"I am doing my job," Trump argued. "The people have to see me talk shit about other people and praise me for doing a good job. That's what makes them feel good about themselves and how I can validate my own achievements."
"So...you're just going to campaign and get other people to do your work for you?" Somebody asked.
"Yeah sure. Delegation is very important for a businessman after all. That's why Bannon is making all of my plans for me," Trump says.
"Don't worry about it. Bannon promised that everything he plans will be something that I like," he said to Somebody in a reassuring tone.
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