Somebody was playing golf at Mar-A-Lago when he saw Trump playing golf as well. This is weird to Somebody, since they were playing in the middle of the night on a Wednesday.
Curious, Somebody approached and asked Trump why he was playing at this time while surrounded by Secret Service agents who were still in their pajamas.
"Because the press is getting on my nerves. Sure, I'm spending a million dollars every time I take a trip to my Winter White House and I've already played golf more often than Obama has in his entire presidency but can't a man play golf in peace?"
Somebody asked if that justifies playing golf at night and Trump nodded his head. "Yup. Not to mention I can just tick myself as having hole in ones whenever I want to. Maybe an eagle once in a while to make me feel human."
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