Somebody has mentioned that they ran into Trump the other day as he was preparing to make a phone call. Of course, he simply ignored Somebody's presence and made the call anyways; who do you think he is? He's the goddamn President.
"Hello? I want to pay you to make a paid protest against my Republicans," he announced loudly.
A moment later, it appeared that Trump had turned on the speaker phone and did not realize when the person on the other side said, "I was already going to protest you for your terrible policies that show no regard for human rights and line the pockets of your family and friends."
"Oh? So that's how it's going to be? Fine. How's a million dollars?" Trump says and the protester hung up on him.
"Good. Now we can sue that protester when they protest against us next time. We have proof!" he shouted triumphantly.
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