Somebody just told me about a talk he had with Trump regarding his relationship with Putin and how the two of them are in bed with each other, figuratively speaking.
"Not true. Not true at all. That is all fake news," Trump said vehemently as he sat up on his bed. "Isn't that right, Vladimir?"
"Yes, that is not true at all," Vladimir said as he sat up on the bed as well, cozying next to Trump. Then he turned to Trump and said, "Now work that thing with your hands. It's so good especially since with your hands, it takes twice as long to get to the fun part."
"Alright, Vladimir," Trump said with a pout before getting down to business.
No comments:
Post a Comment