Kim Jong Un and the internet

An internet security firm just published the internet habits of North Korea's elite class...and it looks remarkably familiar to the internet habits of the rest of the world. They check their Twitter account, buy shoes on Amazon and watch porn.

The only main getaway is that the ruling elite are not isolated from the rest of the world, they are fully aware of their actions and they are expecting our reactions to their actions. In other words, every thing that they do is calculated and informed.

Also, they do not use the internet to spread military information, thus making them smarter than Donald Trump, who tweets everything without understanding the meaning of the word 'restraint'.

Nothing much to say honestly. Just something interesting to bring up because if anything, even North Koreans use the internet for porn.

I'll say this over and over again.

Fuck Jawi. Fuck Jawi for not wanting to think critically and fuck Jawi for being a religious police force. Of course, the only reason why I can constantly say this is because I know no one will ever read this but fuck Jawi.

I'm referring to the case where they detained a Turkish author over his lecture on Islam held here on the 24th. He was arrested the next day at KLIA and detained over the next few days. Why? Officially, the reason given is that he did not have a proper permit to give a lecture about religion. In reality? Jawi didn't like his message: that there is no compulsion in religion.

Of course there is no compulsion in religion. If there is, then there is no point to religion. Religion is and always will be a choice that we have to take. Otherwise, there is no faith behind our actions, only an act of parroting and I don't think God cares about parrots mimicking the actions of others.

So in conclusion, fuck Jawi. Fuck their intolerant and fundamentalistic view on religion and fuck their insistence that they are the only ones who are right. Fuck them all the way til kingdom comes.

Again?

Another fire broke out in a religious school over here and I'm just going to ask one very simple question: when the fuck are you people just going to do something about it? Everyone is wondering why this situation keeps happening and you're doing jack fucking shit, just like the Americans are doing with their gun problem.

Are you waiting for another fire to burn and kill people? Maybe a hundred people should die first before you start declaring that you are considering to get schools to be up to a certain fire safety.

Welcome to our very own gun control issue. It's just as stupid and head-scratching and we're obviously not going to do anything about it.

When in Rome

Don't punch people in the face. No seriously. An individual was arrested for attacking a couple who were kissing in front of a mosque. Of course, he's an idiot from this part of the world so let's explain what the issue is to this idiot.

One, attacking people is a bad thing. Didn't your mother teach you manners when you were young or were you too stupid to even consider the fact that people should not be attacked for not following your own beliefs?

Two, this makes things look bad for you, your country and your beliefs. That you would rush at people for doing something that you believe that they shouldn't do only make other people think that your beliefs are barbaric and something that should take place a thousand years ago.

What I'm saying is, grow the fuck up, you fucking idiot.

Is Trump threatening North Korea?

Who knows? The man is fucking weird, is what I think. But the North Koreans are not wrong to consider Trump's words over Twitter as a threat, given Trump's usage of the social medium and how he insists on using Twitter every single fucking time.

Guess this is going to be a literal Twitter war, huh? Great. Who knew that Twitter is going to be the cause of war and that Trump is the one pushing it all the way? Makes me glad that I don't have a Twitter account in the first place.

Except for that fucking piece of shit who hacked into my email and used my email to create a Twitter account. What? Didn't think that I noticed? Why did you think I switched your Twitter account to another email and changed the Twitter account password to boot before changing my email password?

Symphogear

Going pop culture again in this post. While I'm sure that there are other shows that have already done it, I was pretty amused during the penultimate episode of Symphogear AXZ when they cut over to a resort next to a golf course where a fat white man sat by a pool and used the nuclear football in order to nuke Japan.

Now to be fair, a god-like being just shot down an American military satellite in the previous episode and this is the series where Obama did not inform the public that the moon was going to crash into the earth. Still, it's hilarious and appropriate that Trump would launch a nuclear missile at Japan from his poolside at Mar-a-Lago instead of you know, someplace more appropriate.

Schrodinger's threat

The Better Beer Festival 2017 was canceled and it was revealed that the festival came under threat from extremist groups, according to authorities.

In response to this, I say, "Is that real? Can we actually see some evidence of the threat? Or is the threat under a box, trapped with a piece of radioactive material that has a 50% chance of killing it and thus since we cannot see what's going on inside the box, the threat is both real and imagined?"

...Yeah I'm going over to stand in a corner after coming up with that stupid joke.

Oh hi bigot

So the DPM has announced that an upcoming gay event in September 30 is now considered an illegal event and that any request to hold the event will not be approved.

Well then, it's time to start the event without approval then. It's the 21st century and I'm going to say fuck you to anyone who tries to play moral guardian in any possible way. Seriously, I don't give a fuck if the act is against your religion or whatever. You are not supposed to impose your beliefs on others at all.

Fuck the DPM in this matter and fuck him hard. That's my belief and I'm imposing my belief on him if that's how he wants to do things.

Gender roles

An interesting read from CNN I will have to say, regarding how perceived gender roles and norms affect a child's mental health and development.

Why...it's almost as if the very idea of gender roles is antiquated and should be relegated to the backbenches of history just like every outdated idea. A girl should not be forced to play the good and demure princess of the past and a boy should not be expected to be the macho, aggressive player. Apparently, all of that thinking damages a child's growth and reinforces gender stereotypes.

No duh. It's kinda been seen in real life already especially amongst women who don't confirm to the traditional teachings of feminity. I also recall the old work place where I had to go around explaining that no, a piano is not a girl's instrument and girls can play the drums too because it's not a boy's instrument; it's an instrument.

Sheesh. Get with the century, people. Gender roles should be eliminated simply because it's outdated. Women should be treated equally in work and society and men should be allowed not to be macho or aggressive or dominating. One individual is different from another and stereotypes are dead and done. 

Trump goes about threatening the world...again

You know...I think everyone in the world honestly expected this. There is no more surprises coming from Trump when he was going about making threats at people in his UN debut. He went on, made threats to North Korea, made threats to Iran, blah blah blah.

It's just so tiring. No, really. It really is tiring. What happened to the days when people were working together for the benefit of the world? What happened to diplomacy being the number one way to do things instead of bullying people into submission?

Gone I guess. That piece of orange shit has made bullying the new way of doing things. And I'm already so tired of doing this. Trump is not funny anymore. He's just pathetic in his attempt to exert his out-dated views over the world and I just want him to leave ASAP.

Trump and his dick

Finally. Something a bit more light-hearted and something that actually involves Trump once again. Light-hearted in the sense that Trump wants to have a military parade.

It's adorable in how much he wanted to have the military march like that in front of him, just like how like how Russia, China and North Korea does it. I can see it now, tanks rolling in front of him while he whips his flaccid dick out and masturbates in front of everyone. Oh, he's getting one of right now! Mostly because Melania refuses to touch him any more.

Obligatory mentioning of Michael Bay over here because of course, there has to be one. If there are people who would come at the mere mention of a military march, Bay has to be one of them.

A few things to say about Jakim but mostly, fuck Jakim

Jakim is, to be put it in the simplest term possible, a religious police group. I'm not going to get into the semantics, I don't care about the group's ideology and I am definitely biased against it from the get-go.

I'm not anti-religious. I'm a deist, even if no one knows what the fuck deism is all about but fuck it. I don't care who you light a candle for. Who you pray to in your darkest hour, who you give tithes to, I don't give a shit. After all, religion is a personal matter and God is the final arbiter of who you are at the end of the day.

I am however, anti-religious police, anti-moral watchdog and all those shit. Jakim is all of that shit and in this day and age, is fantastically out-dated. A Muslim heterosexual couple are in close proximity. Well, fuck that, says Jakim and like an avenging raptor, goes in to rip things apart.

Like that time when they raided a married couple's hotel room and jailed the couple without giving a shit as to their marital status. Of course, they were rightfully sued for that shit. Then there was the time when they told a Muslim to repent for keeping a dog. Or that time when they raided a fashion show and held a transwoman for more than 24 hours. And a few other equally as rage-inducing acts as anything else, which just shows that as far as I am concerned, that Jakim is imposing their own school of moral thought onto people.

My point is this: any of form of religious or moral policing is reprehensible, irregardless of religion. No one person or group has the right to tell anyone how to behave or act and those who force their views on others are tyrants. And the thing about tyrants is that they will fall. Whether in their lifetime or when viewed through the lenses of history. And their fall will be a glorious thing to behold with much celebration during their death. Ding dong, the witch is dead.

So one last time, fuck Jakim and fuck any other religious police out there. Whether Christian, Buddhist, Hindu, Scientologist or whatever, fuck those people who force their views onto us. Fuck them and fuck them horribly.

P.S. Yeah I know it's easy for me to do this because no one is going to read this and it's easy to criticize behind closed curtains. But fuck it. I'm leaving this up even if they find out. Because it's worth it to say fuck you to any form of religious police out there. They're cancer and we need to get rid of them ASAP.

Najib blue balls Malaysia

I mean wow. I'm almost certain that everyone was expecting something big and important like say...the General Election but nope. It's just some dude rejoining UMNO.

Ow. Now I have to go and find something to masturbate to just to relieve the tension of that this let down brought to me. This is worse than a virgin heterosexual couple's first time together. At least in that case, the guy managed to ejaculate. Nobody got anything off in this announcement.

Fuck...

Fuck you Duterte and I can't believe I'm going to say the next part

You're an asshole for accusing people of being gay and/or paedophile for being concerned about the safety of teenage boys while you are off killing people indiscriminately.

Again, this does not surprise me. Duterte is Hitler reincarnated so...fuck that shit-stain. Apologies to actual shit-stains. At least I can wash them off. This dude is going to be in history books as a shaming point against humans everywhere.

Now this second part is going to be a little more concerning especially to those who grew up and/or lived through the nineties. I mean, we all heard of Aung Sang Suu Kyi and how she fought for Myanmar's civil rights. All good and stuff and she got a Nobel Peace Prize too.

Of course, all that good will got flushed down the drain when she did not say anything during the violence against the Rohingya. Sure there's a lot of reasons why she might not speak out against the violence but it's sort of like how Trump didn't denounce Neo-nazis and white supremacists: damned by inaction.

And that is really depressing, hence my reluctance to write my thoughts about this. Really? Suu Kyi, you're supposed to be the champion of freedom in Myanmar. That one great person who stood taller than the others. And in the end, you're just as racist and bigoted as everyone else in the world and that is fucking disappointing, to say the least.

Duterte being an asshole does not surprise me. He does it all the time and without shame and without any shred of humanity at all. But Aung Sang Suu Kyi doing a Donald Trump? Fuck. Guess this is why the modern day concept of feminism can be so depressing. Everyone is equal in how shitty they are, regardless of gender, status and past achievements.

Comics as propaganda?

Some people got into a kerfluffle when Action Comics #987 depicted Superman as flying in to save undocumented immigrants from a white man who is shooting at them. Here's me laughing my ass off at them.

See, Superman is a good, kind character. He will fight against oppressors of any kind and he will fly in to lend aid to anyone in need. While I may not enjoy his stories (I prefer something a little smaller in scale and no, Batman is even more boring than Superman in my opinion), I will say that there are few heroes out there who can match Superman's capacity for kindness.

That Superman would fly in and interpose himself between a shooter and his victim is completely in character for him. Stop complaining about that. Is the whole thing politicized? Maybe. But here's the thing: comics have been doing this since the Golden Age. Promoting (racist) war propaganda, getting people to buy war bonds, used to boost troop morale in the front-line and all that.

It's always been the case for the entirety of comics. Deal with it. Hell, even right wingers have their own shitty comic book propaganda writer, Frank Miller. Go read that offensive piece of shit that Frank Miller churned out and drown in the shitiness of that work.

Besides, Superman has always been against the alt right movement.

Shkreli in jail

Sometimes, it's good to put to post up good news on this site which no one has read in like...ever. In this case, Martin Shkreli is going to be in jail until his actual sentencing next year because he posted an offer on Facebook, offering $5000 to anyone who can get a strand of Hilary Clinton's hair.

Was it a stupid thing to do? Yes. Was it potentially violent? Possibly, given that Trump is an asshole and would probably encourage people to do this as often as possible. So the judge concluded that yeah, go to jail, you stupid idiot.

As going to mentioned a thousand times, sure you are free to post or say whatever you want. Just make sure that you're able to handle the heat when people start firing back at you for whatever stupid thing. In this case, go to jail, Martin Shkreli. Do not pass go and do not collect $200. You deserve it, you piece of shit.

Lynch mob

Okay seriously. The hate is spreading to children now. One biracial kid was hung from a tree by a group of teens in what is apparently a racial motivated incident.

Officially, they did not disclose the name of the perpetrators since they are minors when they performed this which is pretty much SOP. Because you know that what you want to do is to go out, hunt those kids down and give them a taste of their own lynching.

Make no mistake though. This is the kind of shit that we can expect out of Trump's America. And it is so full of hate that Captain Planet is currently in the midst of choking and dying a miserable death because according to Captain Planet, hate is apparently a form of pollution.

Vincente Fox as POTUS

Sure the dude might be a corrupt and unpopular ass but fuck it. He's proven himself to at least be more intelligible than Trump.

September 11

And what a better time than to talk about Steam? Or specifically how it was banned here after this game was published on the gaming distributor.

Am I bothered? I'm a deist so that I don't really care in particular and honestly, I find the game more hilarious than anything else. If anything, I'd say there are a few things more offensive and insulting than Fight of Gods ever will be.

So I don't have a problem with this game but on the other hand, I can understand why some people might have a problem with the game. After all, some people are sensitive about having their beliefs being made fun of or in this case, having depictions of their religious figures put to fights with each other.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I don't care about the game nor do I care about it being banned here. It's not something that I'm going to miss even if I do find it hilarious that JC can pull off a Shinryuken,

Also here's a few more videos for people to enjoy if they want to watch something that makes fun of Jesus in other ways and that won't see the light of days in other fundamentalist countries.

P.S. This is going to be pretty stupid of me but the government does know that you can get porn from Steam right? And it's not very difficult to do so? Or does their porn censorship only apply to porn that you can watch on tv?

Eh fuck it. I'm going to pick up Fashioning Little Miss Lonesome. It's going to be some very good porn indeed.

Najib and Trump

In a few days, Najib will be visiting Trump and here's the issue. It's not going to be about the US of A at all. I highly doubt that Trump is even aware of us and where we are on the world map given the man's lack of sentience and intelligence.

What I can agree on is that Najib will be trying to get Trump to somehow get the DoJ to drop the 1MDB investigations. It's a big issue over here and quite frankly, we really need it investigated in order to uncover the shitstain that is festering in our country so that we can actually get on to scrubbing the feces out of the system.

And there might be a chance that Trump will accommodate this Najib because two assholes connected to each other becomes a weird version of the human centipede. Why? Because Trump wants to flex his muscles over the DoJ in order to proof that he's the fucking President and he can wag his dick wherever he wants it.

Of course, protesting to Trump is pointless because he doesn't care and protesting to Najib won't work because he's desperate. The only thing that can be done is to raise awareness of the matter so that the stink of the shit raises up from the toilet and make people aware of the toxic matter of the situation.

Junior and the Russians

So it looks like Trump Jr did meet with a Russian lawyer in order to gain damaging information regarding Hilary Clinton. According to his testimony to the Senate Judiciary Committee, it doesn't matter since he got no meaningful information from the meeting. Therefore no harm done right?

Not according to some lawyers, who have said when this first came up, this still counts as a breach of federal law. This is still an attempt to solicit, accept or receive” a contribution or “anything of value” from a foreign person for a U.S. political campaign or “for the purpose of influencing any election for federal office.”

Some might argue it's only an attempt and that it didn't work out so why should he be punished for it. Well, in that case, it can be argued that if you fail to kill someone, you shouldn't have to go to jail for it. Is that what you really want?

Bear in mind though, Trump will mostly likely pardon Trump Jr in order to push things out of people's mind but bear in mind that this is just going to make things worse for him for half of America and the world's view. Granted, he's shit deep in the pit right now so he can only just dive further in to eat some more shit. 

Trump is not Putin's bride, says Putin

But he is your bitch and you have fucked him in his ass several times already. Just admit it and everyone will stop harassing you over this matter.

Still, I'm going to go over to a more private place and laugh my ass off for several days simply because Putin actually has to go and say this. Really? Are you so desperate to say that you are not gay that you had a press conference just to say that?

JFC, I have never seen anyone in such deep dark denial ever.

Biohacking

Or as the rest of the world calls it, not eating. Silicon Valley has decided to rename something that religious people and people who wants to lose weight quickly and my god, it sounds extremely stupid, nonsensical and superfluous.

Look, just call it dieting. We already know what it is. Calling it a biohack just underscores how pretentious you assholes are and by the way, those figures that you achieve based on those pictures also require you to exercise on a regular basis. Not just go on a freaking diet.

Goddamn rich people thinking that they came up with the answers to everything without even bothering to check and see if such a thing exists and whether it's good to actually do what the hell they are actually doing.

So...they're sorry?

Several days ago, a Singapore news portal reported that a young man passed away after allegedly having being denied treatment since they did not pay up. As it turns, that story was not true at all.

I can go on about how the internet has driven the media to publish first without verifying facts and how it's so easy for us to just accept Singapore's side without paying attention to our side of the story but eh, fuck it.

Condolences to the family of the man who died even though I have no idea who the guy is and for the rest of us, I wonder if there is a lesson to be learned from this whole mess.

Donation from Trump

Trump has personally pledged to donate one million dollars from his personal pledge to the victims of Hurricane Harvey. Okay, do it. We're waiting for the grand ceremony and pomp affair with your smug face posing for a photo shoot as you donate a giant cheque to the victims of Hurricane Harvey.

No, I mean it. Do it, Mr President of the United States. You're a supposed billionaire, so you donating one million dollar out of your billions is not going to be a problem for you, right? I mean, it's chump change for you right?

Oh and don't say that you are going to do it behind close doors. We know you by this time, Mr President. Your ego is bigger than the universe and you want people to be praising you. Your donation is going to be public and full of pomp.

Right?

Why not?

Texas asking for federal help after being hit by Hurricane Harvey despite being critical of the federal government before this? Eh, why not? Sure, it might be hypocritical of them but fuck it, people just lost lives, homes and what not and it's a good time to swallow your pride.

Not to mention the federal government is Republican now. Why the hell should the Texans fight against the federal government now that they are lined up closer with the things that you believe in?