Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Trump and his dick

Finally. Something a bit more light-hearted and something that actually involves Trump once again. Light-hearted in the sense that Trump wants to have a military parade.

It's adorable in how much he wanted to have the military march like that in front of him, just like how like how Russia, China and North Korea does it. I can see it now, tanks rolling in front of him while he whips his flaccid dick out and masturbates in front of everyone. Oh, he's getting one of right now! Mostly because Melania refuses to touch him any more.

Obligatory mentioning of Michael Bay over here because of course, there has to be one. If there are people who would come at the mere mention of a military march, Bay has to be one of them.

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