Somebody was walking around the White House when they saw something that looks like a scene out of a poorly made movie: Trump was walking around with a person but the person had his head shoved up Trump's asshole.
When Somebody asked Trump who that was, Trump replied, "Oh, that's Devin Nunes. Can't you recognize him?" Not at all, Somebody replied and asked Nunes what was it like being shoved up Trump's ass.
"Surprisingly roomy. Trump's ass is a lot looser than I'd thought it'd be," came the reply.
"I told you that Putin made it nice and loose for anyone else," Trump responded immediately. "Sometimes he uses his dick and sometimes he sticks his hand up my ass like I'm one of those puppets from a kid's show."
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