This just in! Somebody was just joking around with Trump one day when they casually brought up the five year long birther campaign that Trump led against Obama.
"Oh. That's so that I can hide the fact that I'm not American," he said casually.
Somebody was quiet about this before asking if he was joking. To which Trump replied, "Are you shitting me? How can anyone this orange and with such small hands be from America. Shit I can't even read your weird human language. That's why I don't like teleprompters."
Americans! Demand to see Trump's birth certificate! He is obviously an alien planted by the Loraxx in order to make fun of us to the galactic community! Rise up and demand for Trump's birth certificate.
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