Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Why Trump likes the Military

Somebody asked Trump why he is trying to increase the US military budget when America spends more money on military than other countries in the world.

"That's because I really wished I joined the military when it was my time to serve," Trump replied. "If only the spurs in my foot prevent me from going out to serve my country during its time of need..."

Huh...a humanizing answer from Trump? Somebody then asked if Trump would go serve the military if he were given the chance to.

"What? Are you joking? There's no way I'm going to do that! Too many poor people around and I might even get injured or die in a ditch. Only black people and illegal immigrants die like that!" Trump said indignantly.

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