Breaking news that is completely and utterly fake because this really is a fake news site unlike some of the other so-called 'fake news media' that Donald Jizzbag Trump thinks are fake news and I apologize to jizzbags for having to associate them with Trump. Nothing deserves to be associated with Trump.
Scott Pruitt just crushed under a snowbank while on his way to a climate change convention. The unfortunate man was recently on record saying that climate change does not exist because it's still snowing and that's proof that climate change does not exist according to him.
Sadly, he was caught in one of the worst blizzards ever recorded and he was found completely naked in his car, a common enough situation since victims of hypothermia are commonly know remove their clothes due to their brains being tricked thinking that it is not as cold as it seems.
It should be noted however that despite the cold, he is unusually smaller than most and he had a particularly bad case of blue bruises.
Now that he is dead, it is hopeful that someone who is much more intelligent and reasonable than he is be placed in charge of the EPA. Someone who is more willing to listen to science and able to ignore money coming from the oil industry. For example, not Scott Pruitt.
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