Somebody just reported to us that there is trouble amongst the women in the White House. Apparently, someone is going around, creeping into the women's bathroom and inspecting the women while they perform their business.
As it turns out, it is the carrot President, Donald Trump. When asked why he was doing this, he explained, "I own the White House. This gives me the authority that I deserve to perform routine inspection on the people who use my office in every way."
When asked why he has not been inspecting the men in a similar manner, Trump said, "Why would I want to grab a man's penis? It's the pussy that I grab."
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