On a dark stormy night, Somebody saw that a table was lifted up into the sky and a lightning bolt struck the table, infusing something on it with life.
When Somebody entered, they saw that Trump was holding aloft a new bill. "Is that the bill that repeals and replaces Obamacare?" they asked.
"Nope! This is the bill that replaces all medical care in the world! Every medical care in the world will have to follow my standard because my standard is the best!"
"But you can only sign bills pertaining to the US of A. You are not some leader of the world," Somebody pointed out.
"Of course I'm the leader of the world. Everyone is calling me a world leader," Trump said, looking rather confused by the whole issue.
"Donald, world leader means you have the ability to influence things on an international basis, not make people around the world do what you say."
"Well, that's going to be my platform for 2020 then. Make Earth great again!" he declared loudly.
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