Thursday, March 23, 2017

Trump and Kim: Love in the making

Somebody was walking around the White House when they heard a weird noise in the Oval office. Curious, they head to the room and peeped inside.

To their surprise, they found Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un inside, both of them disgustingly naked and caressing their shrivelled up penises in an awkward manner.

"Kim, you have to peg me," Trump said and Kim shook his head, pointing at his own asshole. Apparently he wanted to play catcher as well.

"But Putin is the one who pegs me. Damnit, I really need him here," Trump complained and the two of them fumbled around for a while before they came to a compromise.

Minutes later, a brown package was delivered and Somebody took a peek: a double-ended dildo. They watched as the two leaders went down on all fours and proceeded to use the dildo like two dogs.

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