Somebody has reported that Donald Trump is worried about leaks in the White House. Of course, since this news is not exactly new, we asked Somebody to clarify what they meant.
A literal leak, they clarified. Apparently, there is a leak over Trump's head that drips onto his hairpiece and it causes him a lot of anguish to do his comb-over and spray tan all the time.
We looked at Somebody and proceeded to smack them in the head for bringing us this lame news.
Somebody simply snickered and said, "I'm working on my next big one already. It'll be the biggest leak that ever showered onto Donald and I know that he likes his gold very much."
Right.
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