Somebody noticed that Trump seemed to be a little twitchier than before and they asked him what is going on.
"Sssshhh..." he said to Somebody. "The Master Computer is watching us. There are sleeper agents everywhere."
The Master Computer? After some prodding, Trump said, "Yes. The Master Computer. Michael Flynn was an agent of the Master Computer and his job is to make me look like an idiot. Which I am not because I fired him."
Somebody pointed out that he said that he did not fire Flynn and Trump nodded. "Of course not. That's just to keep the Master Computer from finding out the truth. Now I'm going to expose the truth of the Master Computer and I can get back to sucking Putin's dick again without worry. His pee is simply divine."
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