Thursday, April 27, 2017

100 days

So it's coming up to 100 days of Trump being POTUS and well...we all know by now how much he claims that 100 days is not a benchmark worth talking about (despite him promising a lot of shit in his first 100 days as shown below)



So let's take a moment to not take about the shit that he promised that he would do (but failed to do) and let's forget about the shit that he did not do/fail to do because everyone's doing that. Let's have a look at some of the things that he actually did do.

1) Bribed Carrier to retain jobs in America, a move that they were already going to do in the first place thus wasting money in the process.

2) Allowed hunters to hunt bears while they are hibernating. Because nothing says sportsmanship like shooting an animal while they are sleeping.

3) Saved jobs for the coal industry, an industry that is slowly being phased out because the world is moving away from coal. One of the things that he did was remove a law that prevented miners from dumping wastes into streams. Yes, because we as humans do not need water to survive and we need more coal for our energy.

4) Allowed internet providers to sell people's browsing history to advertisers and other companies. Because he clearly values privacy and that's why he refuses to let journalists follow him around on dinner dates.

5) Fired missiles at Syria and moved an armada to North Korea. Too bad that the missiles were useless since the airport the missiles were fired at was still working hours after the missile strike and the armada was headed towards Australia rather than North Korea.

So yes, he did do some things. No one will deny that. Whether they will end up being good or not, who knows? We're not prescient beings otherwise there would be no need for leaders.

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