Monday, April 3, 2017

Trump and National Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention

Somebody could not believe it when Donald Trump declared this and they went to ask him about that: is it true that one of the world's most notorious and unrepentant sexual offender really keen on such a month? Has hell frozen over or was it frozen in the first place because it's absolute zero?

Trump stared at Somebody in surprise and said, "Of course I was being serious. We need to allow men to grope women as much as they want to and prevent people from complain about sexual harassment. That's why I made April this special month."

Yup. Hell is indeed absolutely zero, alright.

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