As the so-called President of the US of A prepares to meet with the Chinese President, Somebody went in to make sure that he is not going to do anything that would embarrass America to the rest of the world.
"Pay attention to him and when people ask you to shake his hand, you shake it. You don't pull his hand towards you like you want to make out with him," they told him.
"Isn't that how you're supposed to shake hands?" Trump asked in confusion.
"No. People shake hands by raising their hands and lowering them in unison, not engaging in a tug of war. Here you try it," Somebody offered to let Trump practice.
A minute later, Somebody had to go to the bathroom to use mouth wash in order to get rid of the taste of pee.
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