"Oooh...I didn't know that it felt this good to shoot people with missiles," Trump said to Somebody as the latter stared at the mess left on Trump's desk in the Oval Office.
"Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to fire some missiles at Russia. That is going to me more excited..." Trump started to say before the door was kicked down and Putin walked in.
"No missiles to Russia," Putin said while wagging his finger. "You are the catcher and I am the pitcher, da?"
"Da," Trump said obediently and proceeded to pull down his pants to let Putin have his usual way with him.
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