"Why can't I just nuke the shit out of that shithole? Isn't that why I'm the President?" Somebody heard Trump complain in the White House the other day.
"No Mr President. Our nuclear weapons are a strategic weapon that is used to stop people from attacking us. A threat that we can use to put people in line. Not something that we can use on a whim."
"Bullshit! I say we nuke North Korea right now and let's nuke China while we're at it so that I don't have to talk to that Chinese guy, what's his name?"
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