Thursday, April 6, 2017

Trump donates his paycheck

"Isn't that nice of me?" Trump boasted to Somebody after his press secretary had handed the check over to the National Park Service.

Somebody pointed out two things: that firstly, he donated that check valued at $78,333.32 after cutting off 1.5 billion dollars worth of funding from the National Park Service and secondly, $78.333.32 is pocket change next to Trump's own personal wealth and estimate of several billion dollars.

"Are you saying that I can't donate money from my own pocket?" Trump demanded and Somebody simply shrugged.

"Well...I can't. Since everyone has decided to sue me over a lot of trivial nonsense, I've got no money left," Trump said.

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