Come dine at Mar-a-Lago! Not so fresh food served to you as our foods are kept in freezers that are warmer than recommended!
Eat our sushi! Wait...what's that? It's not sushi? It's actually normal fish but it's just served undercooked and/or raw? Fuck that, we'll just call it sushi then. It's not like anyone can tell the difference. 200k of membership fee will make you think that everything here is first class.
Don't forget that you can also take pictures of world leaders dining here as they discuss top secret details like North Korea's missile testing! You can also pose with the people who carry the nuclear codes all over while you have your pictures taken!
Mar-a-Lago! It's not shit coming out of your asshole! It's our delectable fish that made you feel good about bowel evacuations.
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