Wednesday, April 19, 2017

No more strategic peace, time for strategic impatience!

"When are we going to nuke North Korea? I wanna nuke North Korea!" Trump's cries of protests can be heard in the White House, according to Somebody when they went to check in on the POTUS.

Despite repeatedly being told that nukes are strategic weapons and not tactical ones, Trump went on to say, "But if I drop a nuke on North Korea, everyone will like me! After the missile strikes on Syria and the MOAB on Afganistan, the media started to praise me! I like it when people praise me!"

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