On this day, Trump revealed to the world that he is in fact the Second coming of Jesus in an unprecedented press conference.
"Lo, did I come down from the heavens to spread peace and joy to all. Also, I came down to grab some pussy because I forgot to do that the first time I came," he declared.
Thus, everyone in the world was lifted up to the heavens before Trump cast them down and outside. "No one gets into heaven. Not until they pay me 200,000 dollars on membership fees. They also get a first row seat to see me work on my new plan for the world," he declared.
At that point, most everyone decided that hell was better off than living in heaven with Donald and thus heaven became an empty place almost immediately.
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